OPRAH SHOW

In one of Oprah Winfrey's talk shows, a survey was conducted among her
audience. Since the subject was about ghosts she started asking her
audience these survey questions:

Oprah: How many of you have seen a ghost? Please stand up!

Amazingly, about 20 people stood up.

Oprah: Wow , isn't that really phenomenal? And now for the next
question- For you guys standing up - how many of you have actually spoke
to a ghost?

About five stayed standing up.

Oprah: (At this point, really getting tremendously
excited!) Wow, imagine that? These people actually spoke to a ghost.

And now for the last question, how many of you five guys have actually
made love to a ghost?

Four guys sat down except one, at the last row of seats.
The crowd exploded.

Oprah: May we call the gentleman to come to the stage please!

At this the cameras focused on an aging old man and guess what, a
Filipino guy.

Oprah: Wow, that was unbelievable: Sir, may we know who you are?

My name is Topacio Mamaril - my friends call me ' Top Gun' for short.

Oprah: What do you do and where are you from?

Top Gun: I am a retired Navy man from Ilokos , am living in Napa Valley,
Calif and am a farmer by trade.

Oprah: Interesting! So, you really made love to a ghost?

Top Gun: Huh???...(adjusted his hearing aid) What ghost? I thought you
said GOAT!

Cheers!!

-- Shared by Freddie Hernandez