The ONION and the CHRISTMAS TREE

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father; “Dad, how many
kinds of boobies are there?”

The father, surprised, answers; “Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her
twenties, a woman’s breasts are like--- melons. They’re round and firm. In her
thirties & forties, they are like pears. Still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty,
they are like onions!”

“Onions?”

“Yes, when you see them, they will make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says; “Mom, how many types
of ‘willies’ are there?”

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers; “Well, a man goes through three phases.
In his twenties, his ‘willie’ is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties
& forties, it’s like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties,
it’s like CHRISTMAS TREE!!!”

“A Christmas tree???”

“Yes, DEAD from the ROOT UP and the BALLS are for DECORATION ONLY...”

Hope this brighten up your day.

Laughter is still the best MEDICINE!