GLO Jokes

WORLD DISASTERS

I believe that we are now living in the last days before the return of Jesus Christ. Disasters are happening all over the world.

Description of the Day of the Lord, 1 Thessalonians 5:3, "For whom they say, 'Peace and safety!' then sudden destruction comes upon them, as labor pains upon a pregnant woman. And they shall not escape."

As we look at the world events;

Indonesia had tsunami or tidal waves which quarter million people died.

Myanmar have cyclone, 30,000 estimated died.

In China they have earthquake, estimated 25,000 died.

Iraq they have the George Bush resulted to the death of about 500,000 people.

But the worst of all disaster is in Philippines, they got GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO, for eight disastrous years and still going on.

- Robert Anthony


GMA went to Heaven

GMA dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks St. Peter why are there so many clocks here. St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a person on earth and that every time a person tells a lie, the clock ticks off one second.

St. Peter explains that the one clock has never moved because it belonged to mother Theresa and she never told a lie her whole life. The next clock belonged to Abraham Lincoln and since he only told two lies his whole life, only two seconds had clicked.

GMA asks, "Where is FG Mike Arroyo's clock?" St. Peter says, "Mike's clock is upstairs in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

"But where is mine?" asked Gloria. St. Peter replied, "Oh, it was borrowed by Boeing for study because it outperformed all its jet engines."