No Speak English

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they
lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not
very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate
with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she
had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to
buy chicken legs. She didn’t know how to put forward
her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken
and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her
butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken
legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts,
again she didn’t know how to say it, and so she
clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse
to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood
again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to
buy sausages. Unable to find a way to
communicate this, she brought her husband to the
store…

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What were you thinking?

Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

Now get back to work!